1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,100 *music* 2 00:00:11,139 --> 00:00:13,329 *startsound of an old mac (G3 or so)* 3 00:00:13,870 --> 00:00:23,269 *laughter and applause* 4 00:00:32,097 --> 00:01:54,729 *electronic music* 5 00:01:54,729 --> 00:02:12,942 *applause* 6 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:14,813 Carina: Welcome 7 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:18,985 Linus: to 32c3 8 00:02:18,985 --> 00:02:26,590 *applause* 9 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,910 Congratulations! 10 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:37,460 You have obtained access privileges to this community event. 11 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:44,700 Gated communities are the leading model of our societies 12 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:51,100 We all have seen and experienced them before, from the outside. 13 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:55,970 Communities that wouldn't let us in. 14 00:02:55,970 --> 00:03:00,520 Communities that wouldn't accept us as who we are. 15 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:07,710 Communities that would exercise their power over us. 16 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:11,950 But we have overcome 17 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:15,140 we didn't even mean to do so 18 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:19,980 we probably didn't even realize it at first 19 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:26,350 but when we build our own first gated communities 20 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:31,570 we came to enjoy their advantages 21 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:39,290 insurmountable borders keep out what we don't know and hence fear 22 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:47,060 strong leaders and simple rules relieve us of the burden of thinking for ourselves 23 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:55,120 and we're shielded from the reverse side of our wealth, waste and wastefulness 24 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,340 with all of us being the same there is no inequality anymore 25 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,190 Or is there? 26 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:06,970 With all of us having the same opinions and beliefs 27 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,070 there is no dissent anymore. 28 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:11,710 Or is there? 29 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:15,700 Carina: And of course we like living in communities. 30 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:21,709 Living in the community is like living in one of those bottles 31 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:23,900 they contain perfect little worlds. 32 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,470 Where everything fits together 33 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:28,990 and everybody shares the same philosophy 34 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:31,840 and if you look outside, 35 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,160 the bottle glass distorts your view 36 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,770 and what you see looks strange 37 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,630 and might even scare you 38 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:42,920 so you decide to stay inside 39 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:50,660 where it's comfy and safe and really really boring. 40 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,610 we need to break the safety glass 41 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:57,250 there is so much out there to discover 42 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,560 there are new adventures waiting for us 43 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,000 new challenges to be mastered together 44 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,450 and new experiences waiting to be made. 45 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:13,210 this is what being a hacker, being a nerd 46 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,860 and being at Congress is about 47 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,980 to make new experiences 48 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,350 to start new challenges 49 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:24,000 and to learn something new. 50 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,230 Linus: So let us hereby release some steam 51 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:35,910 from the density and narrowness of our bottles. 52 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:40,639 *electronic rumbling and champagner cork popping sound* 53 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:43,370 And let us raise our glasses to the success 54 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:46,030 of the chaos expansion strategy. 55 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:58,120 *laughing* *applause* 56 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:08,459 the chaos mentors have been opening gates ever since 30c3 57 00:06:08,459 --> 00:06:11,540 this year we have 42 mentors 58 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:17,300 and they are welcoming more than 200 mentees this year 59 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,059 and it's amazing! 60 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:26,040 *applause* 61 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,330 check out one of the introductions that we got 62 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,740 and we got 200 of them 63 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:31,080 but we picked this one 64 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,300 because we liked it very much. 65 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:38,830 Carina: So, I am a 50+ female but... 66 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:49,150 *laughing* *applause* 67 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:51,640 Yes, I might look young for that. 68 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,730 I am a 50+ female 69 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:58,450 but ad-networks keep categorizing me as a 25-year-old computer enthusiast. 70 00:06:58,450 --> 00:07:04,540 At least they are not offering any anti age products 71 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:06,930 Linus: And the beauty of the chaos mentoring program is, 72 00:07:06,930 --> 00:07:10,690 that most of the former mentees are now mentors themselves 73 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:13,300 and I think this is what would be called exponential growth 74 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,240 and that's usually a good thing. 75 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,260 *laughing* 76 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,500 So please welcome our chaos mentees! 77 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:33,250 *applause* 78 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:38,579 but our efforts for world domination are not limited to Congress. 79 00:07:38,579 --> 00:07:47,130 The CMS project reaches out to schools to indoctrinate newcomers 80 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:52,739 and to recruit them as future hackers and freedom fighters 81 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,899 Thanks for their efforts 82 00:07:54,899 --> 00:08:06,280 *applause* 83 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,190 speaking of freedom fighters 84 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:15,450 many of you are engaged in the freifunk community 85 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:18,940 and I am very happy to announce that the freifunk community 86 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:22,680 has equipped almost 100 refugee shelters 87 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,479 with free wireless Internet access. 88 00:08:25,479 --> 00:08:26,509 Thank you guys! 89 00:08:26,509 --> 00:08:37,719 *applause* 90 00:08:37,719 --> 00:08:39,539 But what's all this infrastructure worth 91 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:46,110 if it is not used to build sustainable structures of empowerment. 92 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:50,730 And many of you maybe know the refugees emancipation project 93 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:55,149 a team that builds Internet cafĂŠs in refugee shelters 94 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:58,860 and offers computer workshops for the people living there 95 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:02,269 for refugees by refugees 96 00:09:02,269 --> 00:09:06,430 and many of you have supported and donated to refugees emancipation 97 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:07,999 thank you for that 98 00:09:07,999 --> 00:09:16,769 *applause* 99 00:09:16,769 --> 00:09:21,230 Carina: This summer was a special summer for a lot of us 100 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:24,670 it was the summer of the camp 101 00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:29,219 we met in the middle of nowhere to explore unknown territories 102 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:32,509 and live just for a few days 103 00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:36,350 in our own perfect little world 104 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,739 some of you live this every day 105 00:09:38,739 --> 00:09:45,399 and 27 local CCC chapters all of you not only share the fruits of our work 106 00:09:45,399 --> 00:09:48,059 but also the work itself 107 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:52,720 of course this is also true for Congress here. 108 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:59,070 Over 1000 angels supported this Congress in the last year. 109 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:03,251 this year I am sure we will break this number 110 00:10:03,251 --> 00:10:13,079 *applause* 111 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:16,560 angels are visitors like you and me 112 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:21,780 they volunteer to do all the jobs which need to be done to run Congress 113 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:24,050 they help you at the infodesk 114 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:26,289 they operate the cameras 115 00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:28,849 they serve you Tschunk at the bar 116 00:10:28,849 --> 00:10:33,959 and they even collect your empty Mate bottles 117 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:36,899 they do whatever needs to be done 118 00:10:36,899 --> 00:10:38,829 even up to this moment 119 00:10:38,829 --> 00:10:43,459 angels already dedicated hundreds of hours of work 120 00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:49,619 to create this amazing state and this amazing space for us 121 00:10:49,619 --> 00:10:59,949 *applause* 122 00:10:59,949 --> 00:11:03,920 And if things don't go well for once 123 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,829 maybe you have to wait in line 124 00:11:06,829 --> 00:11:10,480 always remember: at the end of the line 125 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,769 an angel is working and he's working hard 126 00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:17,259 they are doing this for fun and not for profit 127 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,099 so instead of complaining 128 00:11:20,099 --> 00:11:24,449 take the chance and thank them for their amazing work 129 00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:34,689 *applause* 130 00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:38,250 and you can always offer a helping hand 131 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:41,910 or even better become an angel yourself 132 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:46,559 go online, sign up, and grab some shifts 133 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:50,109 because Congress is a community event. 134 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,879 Do not come here to consume but to contribute 135 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,869 and to become a part of it 136 00:11:56,869 --> 00:12:00,619 just like a lot of people already are doing 137 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:03,749 this results in the Congress as we know it 138 00:12:03,749 --> 00:12:06,119 with so much to explore 139 00:12:06,119 --> 00:12:08,029 Next to the amazing lecture program 140 00:12:08,029 --> 00:12:11,529 which I think most of you have already noticed 141 00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:16,729 there are assemblies where people from around the world come 142 00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:18,079 and show their projects 143 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:20,559 they invite you to play with their toys 144 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:25,169 and to talk to them about what they have done 145 00:12:25,169 --> 00:12:30,479 also there are workshops which cover all kinds of topics 146 00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:32,069 take part in one 147 00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:35,589 and learn something you haven't even heard of 148 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,759 or offer one yourself 149 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:42,919 everybody knows something or can do something, others don't 150 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:47,769 information about workshops and about Congress itself 151 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,699 can be found online in the Wiki 152 00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:53,729 Linus: If you catch the Wiki when it's not down 153 00:12:53,729 --> 00:13:00,479 *laughing* *applause* 154 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:04,940 create an off-line backup please - we are looking for one ourselves 155 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:09,230 *laughing* 156 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:12,160 with Congress being a community event 157 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:17,090 there is one thing that goes without saying 158 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,989 but I think I need to repeat it once more 159 00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:24,260 leave your damn business at home 160 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:31,729 *applause* 161 00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:35,419 I am sure your start-up is the next big thing 162 00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:38,529 and there is a lot of fancy people to hire here 163 00:13:38,529 --> 00:13:41,819 and there is a trade fair for your amazing business proposal 164 00:13:41,819 --> 00:13:43,780 every other week of the year 165 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:46,460 but this is not one of them. 166 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:55,819 *applause* 167 00:13:55,819 --> 00:13:58,959 Carina: speaking of your business: 168 00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:08,079 this year we changed the gender-based binary concept of the bathrooms 169 00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:12,609 The majority of them is simply for everybody. 170 00:14:12,609 --> 00:14:18,149 But of course we also think about our minorities 171 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:22,610 so if you can't handle the new more fuzzy logic-concept 172 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:27,282 there's still some classic gender-based bathrooms for you available 173 00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:30,651 over the conference area. 174 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:36,349 *applause* 175 00:14:36,349 --> 00:14:41,149 Speaking of bathrooms please wash your hands regularly. 176 00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:48,999 *applause* 177 00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:57,620 viruses are a known threat to hacker conferences 178 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:03,410 Linus: but not only viruses can bring you hell! 179 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:08,749 You are at an acute risk of resource extinction 180 00:15:08,749 --> 00:15:14,689 so please follow the 6-2-1 principle 181 00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:23,040 Get six hours of sleep, two proper meals, and one shower 182 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,766 - and that is per day! 183 00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:37,869 *applause* 184 00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:44,279 And also drink more water. 185 00:15:44,279 --> 00:15:50,459 you may have noticed this little logo that we have here 186 00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:54,879 with this fancy animation 187 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,369 and you have seen one before 188 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:59,950 that had an even more fancy animation in it 189 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:08,799 and I know there is a couple of 3-D printers around 190 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,659 so speaking of new challenges I figured 191 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:17,239 that might be one for you. 192 00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:18,959 with all that said 193 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:22,489 please be excellent to each other 194 00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:27,639 become a part and not a consumer of this event 195 00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:33,779 and explore the things, people and ideas you don't know yet 196 00:16:33,779 --> 00:16:40,759 Carina: let us together approach the new adventures waiting for us 197 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,969 let us together master new challenges 198 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:48,229 and let us together make new experiences 199 00:16:48,229 --> 00:16:51,269 we have not even dreamed of 200 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:55,759 let us together break the gates! 201 00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,140 *applause* *electronic music*